I understand this is a beloved treat that has been around for generations. The thought of it makes you warm and fuzzy inside. You are thrown back to days of worry free childhood, whenever you sink your teeth into a Twinkie.
But let’s be honest, they are pretty disgusting, no? And grown people actually shedding tears over the end of an era on national TV (side note; how many news segments can you have about Twinkies in a day and still be allowed to call yourself a news channel?), are you serious? What’s the deal?
Further, calling women juicy Twinkies – weird and a little sleezy.